Going to war!
I went all postal on a bunch of ants in my kitchen. I don't know what it is about these little fuckers, but every time I see them I feel like I lose control. I guess that comes with the territory of being a control freak... ba da bum! I recently befriended a comedienne --- see, now you know it's a girl --- and it has opened me up a bit to reveal myself, but completely anonymously, in a blog, that probably no one will ever read. That's as much as I plan to open up in the near future. Growing older has taught me, that the more and more people I meet, the more likely I am to think they are assholes. It's a complete truth. We are, as humans, inherently assholes. Forget giving Nobel peace prizes to physicists and people that can construct a human heart from plastic. If you can live day to day without being an asshole, you deserve the biggest reward in the land. I come into any relationship assuming that person will be an asshole, and if we become really good friends,